I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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