Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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