The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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