she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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