your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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