After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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