Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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