I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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