i think my tv is drunk
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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