i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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