what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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