her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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