At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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