Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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