So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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