I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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