let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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