just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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