i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You don't make any sense
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