____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
