So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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