party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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