im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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