Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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