just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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