Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize
