I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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