I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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