There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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