Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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