Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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