ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
