Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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