Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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