I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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