Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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