Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No subtext here. People are naked.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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