Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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