Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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