Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I touched a dick in church today
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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