Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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