Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Text me some of your sweat
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
