she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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