I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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