question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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