Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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