its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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