Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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