Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
