you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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