a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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